Cabbage Is Tastier Than Meat

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Ingredients
1 medium cabbage, thickly sliced or chopped
2 tbsp olive oil or butter
1 onion, sliced
2–3 garlic cloves, minced
1 tsp paprika
1/2 tsp cumin (optional but amazing)
Salt & pepper to taste
1/2 cup tomato sauce or diced tomatoes
1/2 cup water or broth
1 tbsp soy sauce (optional for extra umami)
Fresh parsley for garnish

Instructions

1. Prep the Cabbage

  • Cut into chunky pieces (not too small).
  • Rinse and drain well.

2. Sauté Aromatics

  • Heat oil/butter in a large skillet.
  • Add onion and cook until golden.
  • Add garlic and cook 1 minute.

3. Brown the Cabbage (key step!)

  • Add cabbage and cook on high heat.
  • Let it brown without stirring too much.
  • Season with paprika, cumin, salt, pepper.
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Browning gives it a deep roasted, meaty flavor!

4. Add Sauce

Pour in:

  • Tomato sauce
  • Water/broth
  • Soy sauce (if using)

Stir to coat everything.

5. Simmer

  • Cover and cook 10–12 minutes until tender but not mushy.

6. Reduce

  • Remove lid and cook a few more minutes until the sauce thickens and caramelizes.

 Why It’s So Good

  • Sweet, caramelized cabbage
  • Rich, savory tomato-garlic sauce
  • Warm spices
  • Natural umami from soy sauce

It tastes like a hearty meat dish—without the meat!


 Serve With:

  • Rice or couscous
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Crusty bread
  • Pasta or noodles

 Optional Add-Ins

  • A splash of cream for richness
  • Chili flakes for heat
  • Cheese on top (melt at the end!)
  • Chickpeas or white beans for protein

 Pro Tips

  • Don’t overcrowd the pan—browning = flavor
  • Use butter for more depth
  • Cumin + soy sauce create “meaty” taste

 Final Thoughts

It’s cheap, healthy, comforting, and shockingly delicious.
Once you try it, you’ll be asking yourself:

“How did I not know cabbage could taste THIS GOOD?!”


If you want, I can make:
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✔ a low-carb version
✔ or a one-pan creamy cabbage pasta

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